anti jinx flavors

Brazil won its last World Cup in 2002. Since then, we had a streak of bad luck. So, we decided to do something: to bring luck to our side, we developed a special product to shoo away any possible jinxing. We created 5 flavors of Guaraná Antarctica with ingredients that Brazilians believe to bringing luck. Also, we didn't have enough money to sponsor the players themselves, so we launched the anti jinx flavors with people who had any chance of casually bumping into them, such as national squad bus drivers, national squad masseurs and even some dude that we found out that was friends with Neymar's cousin.

Well, it didn't work. Matter of fact, it didn't work so much that Argentina, our main rivals, won the World Cup. But the cans are pretty nice, though.